Wednesday, November 7, 2018

"Free Big Bad!"


Please listen! I'm trying to get word out about my friend! He needs our support!

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

me and the kids



Anyone who knows me will realize I really love kids. I'm way more patient than most adults and love their curiosity and fresh look on the world!

I talked about kids in this set, but none of it was what I had planned to talk about and then time ran out...

notes
first things
.. eggs.. out of a chicken butt
.. okay.. tasty.. anything else?
.. elephants?

wine persian story
.. girl was kicked out of harem
.. she was depressed
.. .. unlike Olympia women
.. decided to kill herself
.. but with what
.. found a bucket of rotten grapes
.. ate it to poison herself
.. just made her fun again

.. invited right back into harem

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

fat man sees a doctor


This is from Vomity in Olympia, WA on Oct 17, 2018. I think I'll try posting my set notes and seeing how I did compared to what I wanted...

Notes
elephant in the room.. my butt
wore these camo shorts to hide
plus black stripe is vertical.. slimming
but if you look close, you might like?

and yes I'm using the stool
can’t even stand up 3 minutes
definitely not 6 if I run the light

I parked 2 blocks away
had to keep sitting to rest
probably ought to shave
made $20 just getting here

so.... gaining weight

went to the doctor for ideas
she said it's bad
.. diabetes.. morbidly obese
.. physical therapy for walking

kidding me? I'm disabled?

that'll be confusing
.. like this

popcorn story with Tom

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

second time in Olympia!


I got on stage again! I noticed it's been over a year. Hope you all enjoy this little bit of fun I had last night! My friend was recording for me and changed orientation in mid-stream. Don't get dizzy! haha!